For 2026, I’m bringing again a few of the issues we’ve collectively rejected. Classic nail polish. Having no opinion. White bread. Bad style, and, why not, even being on social media. It’s time to take a break from wholesome boundaries. This essay may even carry Kate Moss again.
What authority do I’ve to determine what’s again or not?
Well, clearly. I’m somebody who’s spent your entire 12 months being BACK—with various levels of success, I’ll admit, however that’s moreover the purpose.
So, who higher than me to let you know what’s BACK? Absolutely nobody.
All proper, let’s go.
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I’m bringing again cortisol.
Have you ever discovered your self climbing up your curtains at 9pm to wash out the bottom of their rods? Well—aren’t you cheerful they’re clear now? Have you ever written a e-newsletter in feverish pleasure, shouting like a hyena at anybody making an attempt to cease you? Well—aren’t you cheerful it’s written now?
Yeah. Same.
I’m bringing again cortisol.
I imply—consider me—I like having a regulated nervous system, it makes me really feel like I’m as profitable at life as Gwyneth Paltrow.
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